Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Laugh your ass of day 3

Theres 3 Men driving through the desert. Englishman, Irishman and Scottish Man. All of a sudden their car breaks down. The English man says 'We all need to take an item from the car which will help us on our trek through the desert. 'OK.' they all say. The English man gets the water out of the car radiator and puts it into a flask. The Scottish Man gets an umbrella out of the boot. The Irish Man rips off the door. Off they go through the red hot desert until they come accross a man with 3 camels. The man says 'If you can give me a good enough explanation for why you are carrying these objects i will save you by giving you a camel'. 'OK', says the Englishman. 'I'm carrying water incase we need a drink'. 'Good' says the man, 'heres your camel'. And off the Englishman goes. Next the Scottish man 'Im carrying this umbrella incase it gets hot, then we can shield ourselves from the heat'. And off he goes on the camel. Finally the Irish man. The man says 'why are you carrying a car door?'. 'Well' says the Irishman 'if we get hot we can wind down the windows!'. *lol*

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